I swear I saw a funnel cloud
Damn, those things are really loud,
And then I saw his little sister
By his side, a teeny twister.
I called the local radio station
That’s what you do in this media nation,
Be a first reporter, hick in the sticks
Ten minutes of fame, dumb as a brick.
Yup, I’m sure, I saw Dorothy and Toto
Check my Facebook, there’s a photo.