Handcuffed

I’m not fat
I merely have a baby bump,
I’m not stooped
I simply have a back hump,
I’m not stupid
I just ain’t edukated,
eHarmony and Match
Peg me highly rated.

I might be the best thing
That you never did see,
A peeping Tom, voyeur
A stalker, that’s me
I’ll never leave you alone
You’ll be my number one chick,
I vow I’ll take care of you
{You’ll be handcuffed pretty quick}

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