If you’re the type that coughs on your arm
I’d rather not give you a hug,
And even if you don’t do that
I won’t shake your hand and get a bug,
I think we’d all be better off
If we only used the two fist bump,
If you don’t think so, I don’t care
You are just a two-bit chump.
I suggest, if you need to cough
Just aim it at the ground,
The way we did in the old days
When it was Ok to spit it around,
See who could send it the farthest
Oh, that silly childhood game,
Charlie Bywaters won the challenge
Thirty feet, I was put to shame.