Sacto Traffic

Sacramento traffic
Is totally screwed,
There’s no getting around it
No matter which way it’s chewed,
It is bumpy and lumpy
Gnarled and nuked,
After driving in our city
You will feel like you puked.

They just built a new arena
Downtown, what a joke,
Where parking and traffic
Are totally broke,
Thanks to our chest thumping
NBA Mayor,
Tried to modernize our city
A quality of life slayer.

You can’t drive into our city
And you can’t drive out,
Traffic is so FUBAR
You will surely scream and shout,
Incidents of road rage
Are on a rise in our city,
Along with heart attack and stroke
It’s the traffic; what a pity


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