If you are stranded on an Island
In the middle of the Pacific,
You will soon discover
That your needs are quite specific,
You already have a location
So, you don’t need that,
If there are lot of rodents
You could probably use a cat,
If there are no plants, trees or animals
Food, will be number one,
Send a tweet to Uncle Donald
And he’ll get it done,
With promises and promotions
That serve his good name,
And an authorized copy
Of The Apprentice, board game.

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