Another Dog Rant

With the massive proliferation of dogs
Bought by the rich and the rank and file,
Owners should really provide for a dog run
In close proximity to their domicile,

Instead, the animals are walked by leash
Where the dog may poop as planned,
Much to their owner’s satisfaction
Bowser didn’t take a dump on their own land;

Sure, my heart warms when I do see
Owner Bob, clean up the poop (not pee),
And though he carries it somewhere in a little bag
He didn’t wipe my lawn with a chlorine rag;

There must be a way to recycle this shit
Because I have had too much of it,
Collect the crap and charge a fee
Turn it back into dog food and gourmet tea.



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