Well, I couldn’t resist,
It had been two months
Since I had been kissed,
I could have sworn that
She came on to me,
Although she immediately
Told me to jump out of a tree.

Mixed messages
Are often the cause,
That get women
To bare their claws,
And she went on to say
That clearly, I had missed,
Her very clear communication;
She didn’t want to be kissed.

To defend myself
I told the jury, she was so pretty,
And I’m just a simple guy
Like Walter Mitty,
And Bobs yer uncle
I’m just a fella named George,
On the rare chance that I can get a kiss
All I can think of, is Gorge.



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